5 Tarot Cards That Reveal You Should Stop Wasting Your Money on Tarot Readings

1. The Sun

See this face? Yeah, this face thinks you’re a fucking idiot for paying this woman who reads tarot cards in a tourist-trap area twenty big ones just to tell you some bullshit that applies to nearly anyone’s life. She said that The Sun represents optimism and fulfillment in your life, and hopefully that means you’ll be fulfilled by this tarot card reading and not need another one next week.

2. The Fool

This one is pretty obviously telling you that you're an idiot for buying into this shit. Seriously, get better with your finances. Groceries ain't cheap.

3. Ten of Wands

This card is literally just a guy holding a bunch of stupid fucking wands. It’s lame, and shows you need to reconsider paying for these tarot card readings.

4. The Devil

This card represents new beginnings, so maybe you should try to be better with your finances, you idiot.

5. 5 of Pentacles

This sad man is practically begging you to stop wasting your money on this shit.