Local Man Who Believes That The Universe Speaks to Him Hasn’t Even Dropped Acid

Area man Steven Wicks believes that the Universe is a mystical being that “speaks” to him through daily signs, yet has shockingly never even dropped acid once.

“Drugs just aren’t for me, man. I just believe that the universe is a mystical, sentient being that speaks to me every second of the day. It gives me signs that I’m on the right path."

Friends of Wicks can confirm that, strangely, his beliefs were not sparked from doing psychedelics.

Long-term friend of Wicks, Christine Willis, told The Divine Times: “It’s kind of surprising that he’s never done anything based on the whack-ass shit that he talks about all of the time. He told me that the ‘universe’ shows him number synchronicities to prove that everything in his life is going according to plan. The kid doesn’t even smoke weed. I just don’t get it.”

At press time, Wicks plans on continuing to abstain from drugs completely and, for some reason, is still choosing to believe everything that he does.