

5 Tarot Cards That Reveal You Should Stop Wasting Your Money on Tarot Readings
1. The Sun See this face? Yeah, this face thinks you’re a fucking idiot for paying this woman who reads tarot cards in a tourist-trap...

Local Man Who Believes That The Universe Speaks to Him Hasn’t Even Dropped Acid
Area man Steven Wicks believes that the Universe is a mystical being that “speaks” to him through daily signs, yet has shockingly never...

Self-Proclaimed "Empath" Actually Just An Emotional Wreck
Local woman Dana Foster, a self-proclaimed “empath”, or a spiritual term for someone who is highly sensitive and empathetic, realized...

How To Tell If Someone Is Your Soulmate or Frankie Muniz At The 2005 Kid’s Choice Awards
Hello Divinelings, Many people have sent in questions about this issue, so we have decided to address it in one post. It seems that many...

Woman Climbs 300 Foot Ladder In Desperate Attempt to Reach Higher Consciousness
In a continuous, desperate effort to find a deeper meaning to her life, local woman Lucille Kane constructed the world’s largest ladder...

YouTube Guru's Pointless Intro A Record Breaking 48 Hours Long
Famous YouTube spiritual and wellness guru Cynthia Meyers, known by her 10,000 subscribers as DivineTarotAwakeningGirl1111, has recently...

Woman Becomes Cyclops After Lighting Third Eye Chakra Candle
Local mystic Dahlia Mykopolis awoke Sunday morning to discover that she had become a cyclops overnight after lighting a third eye chakra...

Scientists Discover That All “Twin Flame” Relationships Are Just Romanticized Toxic Relationships
A group of scientists from the University of Colorado discovered a shocking revelation about all twin flame relationships. According to...

5 Healing Crystals That Are All Just Regular Fucking Rocks, Get A Grip
1. That Rock From The Beach That Looked Rainbow in The Water But is Actually Brown And Isn’t At All Special 2. The One Your Friend Found...

Amazing: Woman Sees 11:11 Everyday Because She Purposely Looks At The Clock At 11:11 Everyday
In search of a deeper meaning through number synchronicities, local woman Anne Clayton looks at the clock at precisely 11:11 everyday,...

The Difference Between A Karmic Twin And Mark Ruffalo Almost Smiling Will Shock You
Many divine fledgelings have wrote to us about their karmic twins, and subsequently we have found that the idea of a karmic twin is...















