How To Tell If Someone Is Your Soulmate or Frankie Muniz At The 2005 Kid’s Choice Awards

Hello Divinelings,

Many people have sent in questions about this issue, so we have decided to address it in one post. It seems that many soft souls ponder as to how they can tell if this person they feel an overwhelming connection with is their soulmate, or just a strange mirage of Frankie Muniz at the 2005 Kids Choice Awards. It is a common issue, but the difference between the two is absolutely crucial. There is a lot of false information about this topic online, so be wary of what you read. We suggest that although you should ultimately find the answer to this divine question within your soul, you must first ask yourself these questions to determine if this person is your soulmate or Frankie Muniz at the 2005 Kid’s Choice Awards:

1. Is This Person Wearing Baggy Pants And Sporting A Coy Smile?

You can definitely tell if this person is a mirage of Frankie Muniz at the 2005 Kids Choice Awards based on the way they chose to dress. Muniz, characteristic of 2005, dressed in a very cool and casual way. Important note: it is rare to find a soulmate who wears such baggy pants. There is no proof as to why this is, but it’s true so believe us.

2. Did You Trip on Acid While Watching Malcolm in The Middle or While Watching A Throwback “Vox” Video Recently?

If you tripped on acid or any psychedelic while watching Malcolm in The Middle in the recent past, or saw a clip of Frankie Muniz at the 2005 Kid’s Choice Awards in a “Throwback! Here’s What 2005 Looked Like” Vox video, then it’s most certain that you did not find your soulmate. Most likely, you were just really fucked up. Maybe he was glowing or some shit, but still, he isn’t your soulmate.

3. Can You Easily Talk to This Person, Or Is He Too Busy Attending The 2005 Kid's Choice Awards?

If you can talk to this person seamlessly and feel like you’re on the same page as them, then they could definitely be your soulmate! However, if you were hypothetically Frankie Muniz’ date to the 2005 Kid’s Choice Awards, there’s no way he would be able to talk to you anyway. The only page he would be on is the cover of Tigerbeat magazine. He would be so busy talking to reporters and signing autographs that he wouldn’t even have time to talk to you! Look within your soul, and the answer is pretty obvious.

4. Does It Feel Like You’re At Home When You’re With This Person, Or Are You Actually Having A Vivid Hallucination of Frankie Muniz At The 2005 Kid’s Choice Awards In Your House?

This one is telling as to whether the person is your soulmate or a mirage of Frankie Muniz. Do you feel such a sense of comfortability around this person that it feels like you’re going ‘home’ when you’re with them? Or perhaps is it just that you are actually at home, shoveling edibles into your mouth on the couch, and you think that Frankie Muniz is in your living room? Pretty easy to figure this one out.