5 Healing Crystals That Are All Just Regular Fucking Rocks, Get A Grip

1. That Rock From The Beach That Looked Rainbow in The Water But is Actually Brown And Isn’t At All Special

2. The One Your Friend Found Under Their Car And Gave To You As a Birthday Gift Because That’s How Much They Value Your Friendship

3. The $80 “Gem Stone” You Bought While Tripping At A Music Festival. Be More Responsible.

4. The Piece of Glass From The Sidewalk That You Drunkenly Thought Was Aventurine, Dumbass

5. The Citrine Rock You Bought From A Mall Jewelry Kiosk And Lost Somewhere in Your Room Because You Can't Remember What You Do With Your Shit. Waste of Money.