Scientists Discover That All “Twin Flame” Relationships Are Just Romanticized Toxic Relationships

A group of scientists from the University of Colorado discovered a shocking revelation about all twin flame relationships. According to spiritual teachers, twin flames are a pairing of two mirror souls from a past life. As a result, the relationships of twin flames are characterized by high emotional intensity, a “runner and a chaser” dynamic, and extreme levels of sexual attraction. However, scientists discovered through years of intense research that twin flame relationships are just nauseatingly romanticized, emotionally abusive relationships, and for the most part are completely made up by one partner.

“Usually the person who calls themselves the ‘chaser’ is the one who claims the relationship is a twin flame dynamic, in an attempt to deny that the other person just doesn’t want to be with them anymore. The ‘runner’ is often manipulative, emotionally abusive, and narcissistic, whereas the ‘chaser’ most times refers to themselves as an empath. In reality, the ‘chaser’ typically struggles with affective emotional instability. In other words, the whole thing is bullshit,” said head researcher Gary Lee.

Local “chaser”’ Sandra Padilla stated: “I don’t believe these results are true at all. My twin is currently in the classic “runner” phase -- he changed his phone number, moved to Florida, and blocked me on all forms of social media. This is the third time this has happened, too. Clearly, it’s proof that we are meant to be together. You can read all about it online and find that tons of people share the same experience!”

Unfortunately for Padilla, scientists did read all about other’s experiences online. The incessant posts made by spiritualists on various forums were telling enough.

“These people all have the same old story,” stated researcher Lisa Lemming, “It usually goes: some guy told them that they didn’t want to be together anymore, maybe they got booty-called once or twice, and then they were dropped completely. These forums encourage distressed posters that their ex’s actions are all a part of the “runner phase” and that their paths will surely cross again. We’ve discovered that all of these delusional, usually one-sided relationships, are highly emotionally abusive.”

The scientists determined by following up with these posters over a ten-year period that, in 100% of cases, their paths did not cross again. If they did, it usually ended up in a restraining order. At press time, scientists encourage people to not fall for the twin flame ideology, because if they do, they may suffer from severe emotional trauma that is validated by like-minded people on the internet.