YouTube Guru's Pointless Intro A Record Breaking 48 Hours Long

Famous YouTube spiritual and wellness guru Cynthia Meyers, known by her 10,000 subscribers as DivineTarotAwakeningGirl1111, has recently broken the world record for a YouTube video intro, ridden with information and stories that do not pertain to the video at all.

On her most recent video, “The Importance of Mindfulness On A Libra’s Soul Journey & The Healing Powers of Turmeric” Meyers stretched the intro of the video into a record-breaking two days. During which, she tearfully discusses the relationship between her and her father, shamelessly promotes AVON cosmetics, and describes why her last relationship was a false twin flame. Throughout the video, a graphic of the Libra symbol lingers in the corner, and a half-drank, Turmeric infused Kombucha rots on her desk.

Finally, after Meyers finished discussing her upcoming novel, Why Buddha Is Freaking Awesome, she fell asleep, never reaching the point of the video itself.